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Schrödingers VM: Bootet nur wenn man auf die Konsole guckt.

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lol @Gargron found this in, i think, a paper on dealing with spam and yeah. yeahhhh

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Again and again. 😑️
Early 2000s: Laptop with 2GB of RAM and one CPU core that lets you run a #Linux desktop, dev tools and a local database well.
Late 2010s: Laptop with 16GB of fast RAM, SSD and 8 cores runs into trouble having #Slack and #Starleaf open at the same time.

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I love how Mastodon is 100% functional and contains zero trackers.

It's almost as if you don't need trackers to make a functioning site and any trackers on other sites are wholly unnecessary and should be fought against on every possible level...

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The Debian Release team and FTP team are brewing coffee ready for today's release of buster! #releasingDebianBuster

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From the PostgreSQL manual:

"The first century starts at 0001-01-01 00:00:00 AD, although they did not know it at the time. This definition applies to all Gregorian calendar countries. There is no century number 0, you go from -1 century to 1 century. If you disagree with this, please write your complaint to: Pope, Cathedral Saint-Peter of Roma, Vatican."

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For those who haven't heard of en_DK before, it's the "European English" (for want of a better description) locale.

It uses Commonwealth English (en_GB) for strings and ISO-14651-1 for collates.
Dates are in YYYY-MM-DD, time is in 24h HH:MM format, Monday is the first day of the week, comma is the decimal separator, currency is euro and standard paper size is A4.

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Organisatorische Skalierungsgrenze: Wenn mehr Engagement und Motivation nicht sinnvoll kanalisiert werden können und in Reibung verlorengehen. Besonders schwierig dann, wenn Kraft an allen Ecken und Enden fehlt.

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Die tatsächliche Bedeutung von "dezentraler Kommunikation" versteht man, wenn man Laptop und Smartphone 5cm voneinander entfernt liegen hat und die Übertragung von Bildern zwischen beiden einmal über das Internet und entfernte Server und rund um die Welt geht. Wir müssen reden.

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@StephanieRose my dad tried this once but he mistook the built-up dust for a worn out felt pad. He had scraped it clean and was gluing a new piece of felt to the roller when my brother came in and asked what the hell he was doing. My family ever since refers to attempting computer maintenance when you don't know what you're doing as "re-felting the mouse"

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In case you missed it: Linux and FreeBSD are vulnerable to several TCP-based attacks.

github.com/Netflix/security-bu

Affected are:

– CVE-2019-11477: Linux kernels 2.6.29 and above
– CVE-2019-11478: Linux kernels before 4.15
– CVE-2019-5599: FreeBSD 12 with RACK
– CVE-2019-11479: all Linux kernels so far

Check if your systems already provide security updates and update ASAP.

#linux #freebsd #sack #vulnerability #security

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RT @eranshir@twitter.com

It is somewhat ironic and quite sad that the internet that started as a distributed technology resilient enough to withstand nuclear attacks, has ‘evolved’ over the years to be a highly fragile, highly centralized infrastructure that can’t handle a server configuration change. twitter.com/digg/status/113711

🐦🔗: twitter.com/eranshir/status/11

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RT @LSAwesome@twitter.com

Jemand hat auf Google Maps für den Globuli-Hersteller Hevert die Kategorieänderung in "Süßwarengroßhändler" vorgeschlagen. Google hat sie aktuell durchgeführt. 😂

Cc @janboehm@twitter.com @ApothekerDer@twitter.com #Hitzekindofmagic

🐦🔗: twitter.com/LSAwesome/status/1

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#xkcd #gammaTest Chernobyl - You know when you can't hear your speakers, and you keep turning various volume controls up higher and higher in confusion, and then someone hits the mute button and there's a deafening blast of sound? That's basically what happened at Chernobyl. - Fri, 14 Jun 2019 04:00:00 -0000 - xkcd.com/2163/ #poweredByAwk

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soc.zom.bi has been updated to v2.9.0 this morning.
we had a downtime of about 2mins because I forgot to run the db migration at first. 😕

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