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Save the date: 14. Nov 20:00 gibt es einen Vortrag von Daniel Gultsch über Conversations (ein XMPP client für Android).
Einlass ist aber schon ab 18:00 Uhr, falls ihr Interesse habt zu quatschen.

berlin.ccc.de/wiki/Datengarten

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#BOFH excuse #103:

operators on strike due to broken coffee machine

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#BOFH excuse #408:

Computers under water due to SYN flooding.

another long-exposure shot, I took a few months ago. Unfortunately the denoising filter is pretty visible on this one.

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OH: "Well, so far the infinite monkey theorem is just giving us an infinite number of JavaScript frameworks, and no Shakespeare"

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May's Law:

Software efficiency halves every 18 months, compensating Moore’s Law.

soc.zom.bi has been updated to mastodon v2.6.1

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Pro-tip: "Foolish mortals" is a gender-neutral way to refer to folks!

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- Kannst du den Zweig, den ich gerade umgeschrieben hab, ziehen und zum Deppendrehkreuz drücken?

- Dafür habe ich eine neue Lagerstätte eröffnet, mach sie nach und nimm dir den Entwicklungszweig.

- Nein, drücke das gleich zum Meister im Ursprung!

- Ich hab gerade abgezweigt und die Änderungen aus meinem Bunker übergeben.

- Mach ein Ziehbegehren, wenn du mit der Vereinigung fertig bist!

- Am besten wir picken uns die Rosinen aus dem Meisterzweig heraus.

- Gabeln Sie auf Deppendrehkreuz!

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This message was not encrypted with OMEMO and could be decrypted.

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RT @jbetzend@twitter.com: There's this weird phenomenon where I can secure my account in a Harry Potter fan forum with as much entropy as I like no problem.

But passwords for my bank, my paypal and my government tax account can't be longer than 20 characters and don't like spaces.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jbetzend/status/10

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"Excuse me," the robot said, "but I must go recharge."
"So soon?"
"My microphones are bad. I compensate by running audio processing at a higher clock speed, but that drains my batteries faster."
"Oh. I just thought you weren't very social."
"Many of us have similar issues."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Hoch die Hände! Wochenende! 🎉

Schönen Feierabend an alle, die das lesen! 😁

another day, another update...

soc.zom.bi has been updated to v2.5.2.

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Jehova's Witness Challenge: Expert Level. 😆

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